Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Some 'fuckscapes' to brighten your day!
Inspiration of the Day
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Inspiration of the Day
"Sometimes I need that romance, sometimes I need that pole dance. Sometimes I need that stripper thats gon tell me that she dont dance." -Drake
Looking for a job is like already working full-time.
My increasing desperation is beginning to lower my job threshold. It is amusing that as months drift by, I find myself no longer turning my nose up at some job postings. My pickiness dwindles with every unemployed minute that passes. For example, I used to think that I would never be a stripper. But, I am beginning to come around to the idea.
For example, as a stripper, I would get to wear feathers and sequins without irony, and I would get to wear heels that would make me tall. Now that I really think about it, I would totally be a stripper if it wasn't for two itty-bitty problems:
1. My 'pole dance' abilities can be summed up in two words -- train wreck. My dancing would just make the customers sad, and it is probably safe to say that the lovely patrons are not there to contemplate their emotions.
Hawt.
2. I do not have full confidence in my ability to dry hump a stranger without giggling, and/or toppling over in my towering go-go heels.
Super Hawt.
I guess, the stripper life is not for me (insert heavy sigh here.) Therefore, I must hang-up my fictional feather boa, and contemplate another avenue for a job.
Besides, there is always Craigslist!
Friday, August 9, 2013
"I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." - William Earnest Henley
Existentialist crisis - a time where recent college graduates experience a sense of disorientation towards their new life-standing in an apparently meaningless absurd world.
Citing a statistic that I completely made-up for the sake of this post, 75% of recent college graduates experience a vacant and lost feeling after they are released from the clutches of academia. No, this void cannot be filled with frosting and chocolate (but it tastes delicious, so who cares!). It can only be filled with a new purpose of life -- finding a new purpose in life.
This, my friend, is a whole new world (cue Aladdin song and flying carpet) for the recent grad.
Up until the graduation day, life has had a plan -- to graduate college. Now that this seemingly impossible task is accomplished, there is nothing really left on life’s agenda (except for some sleep, and Netflix binging.)
With the passing of one day, the next chapter in life has begun. The transition, for some, is disconcerting because the majority of one’s existence has been leading up to this very moment of graduating college, and wham-bam-hippopotamus its over.
Once the fact that the graduation actually happened begins to sink in, unsurety about the future begins to grow (this experience is usually coupled with colorful statements such as: oh shit, fuck, or I don’t want to be an adult.) But, that is the amazing thing because after 20-something years fighting for this suspiciously flimsy piece of paper, there is now only one master of your fate -- you.
That, my friend, is not the least bit meaningless.
Damn Skippy.
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Inspiration of the day
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